Never a dull moment

Dear expecting Mothers - whoever you are and wherever you are,

Here's a little observation and advice.

1.) You will not be a perfect Mother and will not always use the best judgment.

2.) Never let your almost 2-year old chew gum- even if it's just for a few seconds.

3.) If you don't heed #2, then re-read #1, and then just cut it out (see below for explanation).